Take her order at Starbucks and then start to make it and then forget all about it when a skinny, non-pregnant, non-bloated, non-almost-30-year-old who actually did her hair and makeup today walks in to order a cup of ice for her bottled water.
And then when the pregnant lady finally asks if you've made her drink yet, find it on your counter and add extra ice because the ice in her drink had already started to melt because you took so long to get it to her. Because watered down coffee drinks are oh so satisfying and just what she wanted. Not!
And then when the pregnant lady finally asks if you've made her drink yet, find it on your counter and add extra ice because the ice in her drink had already started to melt because you took so long to get it to her. Because watered down coffee drinks are oh so satisfying and just what she wanted. Not!
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